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And They Charged Me £200!

There's fewer things more frustrating then when you invest in something and then don't get the 'Experience' you'd hoped for.   Take this 84yr old man in Germany for example He chose a particular "Red Hot" sex-line, hoping for some quality, XXX-Rated naughtiness. The recorded message that he tuned into was apparently too "tame" for his own personal tastes and he was left particularly underwhelmed and unsatisfied! (Don't you just hate it when that happens....) Anyway, it wasn't the only thing that left our poor old German friend less than impressed Especially when he received his phone bill.... £200!!  

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Things That Go ‘Bump & Grind’ In The Night

If there's one thing that gives me a smile like a Cheshire cat it's seeing a once busy, overweight, stressed out dad Come through one of my transformation programmes and in doing so, Taking control of his fitness, his health and getting the body he's been trying to possess for a long time, but never managed to do. Of course, all the 'side effects' of the programme don't go unnoticed by others "Look at Daddy's muscles" "My Daddy is strong like a SuperHero" And I'm sure I don't need to mention how the wife feels about her strong, lean, muscular man... Or the associated 'Benefits' of that That

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Is Your Health Worth A Bagel?

Do you eat bagels? Personally, they're not high up on my list of breakfast faves But I know many people enjoy them, including my mum My mum has never spent $1,000 on a bagel though But that's how much a particular bagel will cost you at the Westin Hotel in New York $1,000. Now, it's obviously not just any old bagel for that price. It's a rather decadent & luxurious offering with Alba white truffle cream cheese, goji berry-infused Riesling jelly and the obligatory gold leaf flakes. Sounds fancy right? But, at the end of the day, it is still just a bagel. Yet, there's plenty of people buying it. They want

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Are You A Poker All Star?

Do you play poker? I don't mind a game of Texas Hold 'em Up But only with real cards and real people of course Online gambling isn't my thing But I did see an ad for an online gambling site which reminded of plenty of the modern men I come across It talked about how some people are already poker players "without even realising it" This particular ad used the poker art of 'bluffing' as its example How many people have frequently managed to 'bluff' themselves, The chin up bar installed in the door frame, from when you promised yourself you'd get in shape The outrageously intellectual book you keep

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Pizza Box Or Tissue Box?

It goes without saying that if you don't feel powerful and confident Chances are, you probably don't come off as looking particularly sexy either Women love confidence, and when you couple that up with a strong and lean physique? It's like the proverbial 'catnip' It's an undeniable fact of life Just watch a few men's aftershave adverts and you'll see it for yourself (Except the weird left field ones obviously, no one gets those) Anyway as I was saying, this confidence and self belief thing is something that your wife notices And finds very, very attractive. Which leads to those 'benefits' we all enjoy Those whispers in your ear

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WARNING: This Is Why Your Wife

...Doesn't Want To Have Sex With You. Yes, you did read that right, that's exactly what I said! We seem to spend an inordinate amount of time playing catch up, ticking off pointless tasks from the 'brain dump' To Do List. And the worst thing about all the chaos and rushing around? The level of intimacy in your marriage is shrinking like your proverbial in an ice bath. *****WARNING***** The following will not be pleasant reading for some of you. I know because I've been there too. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. You're the 'Usain Bolt' of bedroom gymnastics! 9.58 seconds and it's all

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